PROSPERITY DUMPLING
Posted: May 10, 2011 | Author: DJ MONSTER JAM | Filed under: CHINESE FOOD, DUMPLINGS, THE MONSTER JAM REPORT | Leave a comment »
I hit this place for the first time today and I almost LOST MY SHIT. I walked out of here with THIRTY FIVE dumplings and 2 sesame pancakes for $9! That’s right, NINE BUCKS FOR 35 DUMPLINGS AND TWO PANCAKES!?!? WTF???!!! Has anyone told these people that they live in New York City? I hope not!
Pork and Chive Steamed Dumplings – MONSTER JAM
Veggie and Pork Steamed Dumplings – Jam
Pork and Chive Fried Dumplings – MOTHERFUCKER
Sesame Pancake with Veggies – Jam
Jam to Crap Score: 6.5/8 – 81.25%
*Certified Crap Free*
46 Eldridge St
New York, NY 10002
(212) 343-0683
MESA COYOACAN
Posted: May 10, 2011 | Author: DJ MONSTER JAM | Filed under: MEXICAN, THE MONSTER JAM REPORT, WILLIAMSBURG | Leave a comment »
DAMN YO! This place is THE FUCKIN SHIT! There is NARY a SHITTY thing on the entire menu. I’m not jerking you around! All the ingredients they use are MAD FRESH – no old CRAP here. I can usually get a good sense of a Mexican joint by the chips and salsa and this place came out of the gate KICKING ASS AND TAKIN NAMES! The salsa was a total FUCKIN MONSTER JAM and the guacamole came DAMN CLOSE to being a MOTHERFUCKER, but couldn’t quite go there, have to just go ahead and say it’s a MONSTER (don’t wanna get ahead of myself). I had the enchiladas with green sauce and it was RIPPIN AZZ RIPPIN AZZ!!
Chips & Salsa – MONSTER JAM
Guacamole – MONSTER JAM
Chicken Tacos – MONSTER JAM
Ceviche – MONSTER JAM
Enchiladas w/Green Sauce – MONSTER JAM
Enchiladas w/Mole Sauce – Jam
Jam To Crap Score: 11/12 – *91.7%*
*CERTIFIED CRAP FREE*
372 Graham Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 782-8171
